Bob Lerman and the Hat of Destiny
1. The Date
Bob Lerman is a man who always wears hats, he never takes off a hat. Ever. He has more than 30 hats, all in his huge closet in his house in Idaho. Bob lives in a nice little house, next to a huge lake. Bob Lerman usually goes kyaking. When he does go kyaking he wears in kyaking hat, with a model boat on top.
Bob Lerman was walking to the coffee shop with his hat, his hat had a cup of coffee on top. As he ordered his coffee the manager asked why he had a hat with a cup on top. Bob Lerman was hurt by the question because he loved his hat and did not want to be rejected. Because, Bob Lerman said. The manager shrugged and made Bob Lerman’s coffee. Bob Lerman sat on the waiting couch. He took out his phone and looked at his messages. He was surprised to find one from his girlfriend, saying to take a date at the Sushi Lushi. He replyed back and said yes, and grabbed his coffee from the counter and left out the coffee shop.
Bob Lerman headed home, as he walked he saw a flower shop, and he wanted to get some flowers for his girlfriend for the date. Bob entered the flowershop, hoping to find the perfect pair of flowers. As he walked down he found some rainbow roses. The roses looked perfect. Bob Lerman bought the flowers and headed home.
Bob Lerman put his sushi hat on, and got his keys and headed to the car. Bob Lerman drove on his way to Sushi Lushi. When he met Jenna Mcdonald (his girlfriend), they got leaded to their seat at the back of the resturaunt. The waiter asked why Bob Lerman had a hat with plastic sushi on it, and Bob Lerman hates questions like this, Bob Lerman just said, Because. The waiter sighed, and took their order.
“So, Bob Lerman”, said Jenna, “How would you like us to get married, because I love you”. Bob Lerman was really surprised, and he basicly agreed. He was excited for next week on Monday. He thought about the cake, the sweets, how grateful he would be.
After eating the food Jenna Mcdonald and Bob Lerman left. Next they went to Jamy’s Ice Cream. Jenna bought some icecream from the counter, chocolate and vanilla. Picture machine! Said Bob Lerman. Oh, O.K. Said Jenna. They paid 2.00 for the pictures, the last picture turned out as a photo bomb, but other than that they we’re great pictures.
